The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize