Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm at about main and main street
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
