Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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