So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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