"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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