bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Randomize
