yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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