oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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