Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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