No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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