he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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