you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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