hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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