How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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