just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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