ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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