Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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