Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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