Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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