Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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