yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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