At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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