Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I am one with the molecules
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Randomize
