Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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