at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Randomize
