btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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