i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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