I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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