what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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