Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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