party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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