Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
We had sex on a dog bed..
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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