Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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