four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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