And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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