I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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