last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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