you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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