I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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