She is in my trunk
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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