I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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