Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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