He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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