But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
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