Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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