Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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