I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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