Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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