About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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