David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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