I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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