I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
