New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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